We Have New Neighbors. I Don't Think I Made A Good First Impression.
I was walking down the street in a pair of purple booty shorts that say happy birthday on the back, and a purple hoodie, and a samich in my hand, singing a song I was making up (quite loud) about how book reports and school in general sucks my left nut. I looked up and the mom was staring at me, I stopped singing and walking, and we stared at each other clearly making eye contact for a few seconds. I was going to say hi but that would have been more awkward so I just kept walking and began to hum the same tune. I wonder if there nice people and have kids.