You: Hello there! Hi. What’s your name? I’ve seen you around here before, but you never quite look the same. You’re kind of hard to recognize sometimes, because I’ve never seen your face.
You: Well, hi there. Nice to meet you. I’m the new guy. I’ve been here for weeks, but I can’t sleep. I take a little of whatever I see. I dreamt a news anchor took me away. I’ve lost all my confidence in myself today.